Dress Code For WalMart

Having seen the horror of the website PeopleOfWalMart.com it's been made clear that a dress code needs to be set and strictly enforced for all customers whom enter WalMart. This means proper shirts that fully cover the body, skirts that fall no more then three inches above the knee, and clothing without vulgar words such as the F-word. Women will no longer be allowed to come inside wearing bikini tops or without obvious underwear. The torso must be fully covered with a least a decent length short-sleeved shirt. Short-shorts and miniskirts that expose underwear will be prohibited. "No shoes, no shirt, no service" will be strictly enforced. Anyone, male or female, wearing clothing with vulgar words will be told to either turn the clothing item inside out or leave the store.